nintendoggy:

i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class

Wanna be nosy...here's your chance.

  • 0: Height
  • 1: Virgin?
  • 2: Shoe size
  • 3: Do you smoke?
  • 4: Do you drink?
  • 5: Do you take drugs?
  • 6: Age you get mistaken for
  • 7: Have tattoos?
  • 8: Want any tattoos?
  • 9: Got any piercings?
  • 10: Want any piercings?
  • 11: Best friend?
  • 12: Relationship status
  • 13: Biggest turn ons
  • 14: Biggest turn offs
  • 15: Favorite movie
  • 16: I’ll love you if
  • 17: Someone you miss
  • 18: Most traumatic experience
  • 19: A fact about your personality
  • 20: What I hate most about myself
  • 21: What I love most about myself
  • 22: What I want to be when I get older
  • 23: My relationship with my sibling(s)
  • 24: My relationship with my parent(s)
  • 25: My idea of a perfect date
  • 26: My biggest pet peeves
  • 27: A description of the girl/boy I like
  • 28: A description of the person I dislike the most
  • 29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend
  • 30: What I hate the most about work/school
  • 31: What your last text message says
  • 32: What words upset me the most
  • 33: What words make me feel the best about myself
  • 34: What I find attractive in women
  • 35: What I find attractive in men
  • 36: Where I would like to live
  • 37: One of my insecurities
  • 38: My childhood career choice
  • 39: My favorite ice cream flavor
  • 40: Who I wish I could be
  • 41: Where I want to be right now
  • 42: The last thing I ate
  • 43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately
  • 44: A random fact about anything
  • Ask me about my body. (¬‿¬)

  • Hair: What hair color looks best on you and what's your natural color?
  • Skin: Do you tan easily?
  • Eyes: What is your favorite show to watch?
  • Nose: What is your favorite perfume/candle fragrance?
  • Mouth: Do you want to kiss anyone right now?
  • Tongue: What was in your last meal?
  • Windpipe: Do you sing?
  • Neck: Do you wear necklaces?
  • Ears: How many piercings do you have (if any)?
  • Cheeks: Do you blush easily?
  • Wrists: Have you ever broken a bone?
  • Hands: Are you an artist/writer?
  • Fingers: Do you play an instrument?
  • Heart: Are you in love? If so, does the one you love know?
  • Lungs: Do you smoke cigarettes?
  • Chest: Are your maternal/parental instincts strong?
  • Stomach: Do you feel confident in your body image?
  • Back: Are you a virgin?
  • Hips: Do you like to dance?
  • Thighs: Has anyone ever called you fat or ugly?
  • Knees: Have you ever cheated on someone?
  • Ankles: Have you ever been arrested?
  • Feet: Favorite pair of shoes?
  • Brain: Anything you want to ask
  • iamthedukeofurl:

    wholockian-at-hogwarts:

    WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????

    We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for “Caw”, referring to how many times a majestic eagle has flown overhead and cawed that day. Sometimes the eagles are feeling sluggish, so the show could be on after either the 7th or 8th caw. 

    lamapalooza:

    this is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING.

    peter-capaldi-yo:

hpstuffs:

"A big part of the story is lost when it becomes a movie."

a whole lot more is lost if you cut a giant ass hole through it

    potatoeing:

    doitsusleftnut:

    navigatorin:

    gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards:

    meanwhile in england

    • i am in a dress
    • everybody you talk to opens conversation with ‘FUCK it’s hot’
    • there are three hour long traffic jams for the beach
    • everybody not at the beach is at home wailing that it’s too damn hot
    • the shops have sold out of hair removal cream

    it is 28°C how do you people do this ‘heat’ thing

    image

    americans laughing in the distance

    australians laughing maniacly 

    oksoitsmeagain:

emmyblotnick:

Either this family has no idea how green screen souvenir photos work or they know EXACTLY how they work.


Should have watched troyes video
    Just Listen

    Just Listen

    toxictroyler:

    troyes-lip-ring:

    planet-troyler:

    troyes-lip-ring:

    tylerlovetroye:

    troyes-lip-ring:

    troylerstwinkbottoms:

    troyes-lip-ring:

    troyes-lip-ring:

    troyes-lip-ring:

    This was absolutely necasarry

    It was necessary.

    Gucci

    GUccI

    GUcCi

    omg im screaming 

    gUCCI

    wow ok i didn’t want to sleep tonight anyway

    Whoops

    I ALMOST THREW MY LAPTOP OUT OF THE WINDOW

    iglovequotes:

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